Saturday, July 21, 2012

Florida is more than a theme park

With my upcoming fulltime employment rapidly approaching, my husband, Chris, and I decided to take our children on a fun-filled trip to “Islands of Adventure.”

Our intention was to have a little excitement. What we received was a constant supply of complaining from the kids along with a dose of harmful ultraviolet rays from the sun before the afternoon thunderstorms unleashed bolts of lightning and torrential rain upon us.

Like most moms, I had a plan of action the night before we left: wake up at 5 in the morning and leave the house by 6 to arrive at 8 when the gates open. We would then make our way straight to “The Wizarding World of Harry Potter” and ride the “Forbidden Journey.” Our daughter was exactly tall enough to ride it.

Next, we’d split up to ride a couple of coasters and then meet at the “Butter Beer” stand to enjoy a refreshing treat before tackling the rest of the day which was less tightly managed.

Things didn’t go exactly as planned, mostly due to the fact that we did not leave until 6:30 which offset our day accordingly.

In addition to this, apparently everyone else had the exact same plan as I did which means we spent a good deal of time in line for the first ride, but it was worth it to see my daughter scared out of her mind.

I’m not sure why, as a parent, I want to see my children frightened. I remember when our son was four and we were at Universal Studios where they had the “Jaws” ride. He was oblivious about the shark element, perhaps because we misleadingly asked, “Want to go on a boat ride?”

We couldn’t stop laughing when he tried to climb out of the boat the first time “Jaws” attacked.

When we took our sweetheart on “Jurassic Park,” she was happy to see the dinosaurs. She knew they were fake, but when the ride seemed to veer off course, Chris and I acted worried and she took the bait. From that point until the T-rex made its appearance, she was completely horrified. It was priceless.

During the rain, while huddled under some shelter, I was chatting with a family from Japan who are visiting for a couple of weeks.

“Are you going to check out any beaches?” I asked.

“No,” said the mom, “Just the theme parks.”

I was a little shocked. I’ve lived most all of my life here in Florida and my parents took me to all the major theme parks. I’ve never lacked for that type of entertainment, but when I think about the trips to Siesta Key, Anna Maria Island, and Cocoa Beach, I bet I would have traded a few of those park days for beach days.

Two solid weeks at theme parks would be enough to drive anyone insane. You can only take so much of the outdated animatronics, over-the-top adventure rides, and heart-stopping thrill rides.

Even if you can’t get enough of that, the constant queue lines and whining should put an early end to any extended park stay.

The rain stopped and, though I wanted to lecture her about St. Augustine and the Everglades and the beautiful crystal clear springs, I decided to let her be.

Maybe I need to come up with a new slogan for our state. “Florida: Find Lots Of Real, Interesting, Dynamic Activities!” Well, something like that.

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